I was reading amazon.com and...

It turns out there are hundreds of Michael Jackson fanatics out there, with the zany delusion that he some kind of god (unlike Elvis, who was clinically proven to be divine) and completely innocent of the molestaion charges. I hate topical humor, but I just figured it was necessary for you all to get the scope of this. On amazon, they have a MJ sauce of sorts. I won't ruin the fun for you, but trust me, it's fucking stupid. Now, my message to any Michael Jackson fanatics:

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PATHETIC LOSERS!!!! HE DID MOLEST THE CHILDREN, AND HIS FACE IS FALLING OFF!!! IT'S JUST BBQ SAUCE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!! HIS MUSIC IS CRAP!

Granted, no fans of his ever haunt this webpage, but on the off chance that one does, you may well see a stupid outburst.

[Oh, and read the reviews on the product]