Long Time No See
Hey folks! I'm back again, this time with a matter of some import: The Rolling Stones suck majorly. Seriously, every time I see a Stones video on VH1 Classic, I burst into laughter. Mick Jagger is the ugliest fag of a singer who ever lived. And he can't sing to save his life. I'm sure secretaries who get drunk and sing Stones songs at karaoke bars sing those lame songs better than Dick Fagger. He's not a singer like Ronnie Van Zant, now there was a frontman. I hope the Rolling Stones tour jet crashes into a mountain of shit.
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3 Comments:
I'LL DICK YOUR FAGGER!
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Anonymous, at 6/12/2005 10:15:00 PM
Hmmm...Plane passengers could survive a crash into a shit-mountain... soft (though messy) landing, don't you think?
How about the Stones crashland into an island of shit, in turn floating in a sea of gastric fluids?
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Élan, at 6/14/2005 12:09:00 AM
Well the mountain is better, because they wouldn't ever expect it. Plus, varying consistencies of shit can be misleading, so one minute they may be crushed by corn and the next be drowned byt diarrhea.
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CrazedCommando, at 6/14/2005 12:16:00 AM
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