Mission Statement

In light of the college fever that seems do have struck everyone but me (I feel like Charlton Heston in Soylent Green), I feel it's necessary to post some kind of manifesto.

I do declare that from the day of my adulthood, I shall pursue no other goal but that of living life by my own terms and means, for my ultimate benefit. I shall do no wrong to those who do me no wrong. I shall always strive towards the goal of fiscal freedom, that is, being paid to do what I want to do. I shall stand up for my principles, my people and my nation. I shall not stand down to anyone who would try to take these from me. I shall NOT abide anyone who seeks to take advantage or any fakes. I shall enjoy my life as far as I can, and when I become unable to, I will accept that it is my time, and will not hang onto life like some pathetic wretch. I will take responsibility for my actions, accept the consequences of these actions, and give credit where credit is due. I shall stay true to myself and this manifesto.

-E

P.S. Fuck college.