About how you only know how to show affection via anger, and perhaps what happened to bring that about. Also how and why you seem to argue non-stop wi

th your best friends. Do you think that this is normal behavior?


Sorry, the subject spilled over, much like the whiskey that I just spilled all over my shirt.

To clear this one up, the suggester in this case, Eric, is someone who I go to whenever I'm drunk or high to see how cleverly mean I can be. To answer your question, Eric, I'm don't show affection save through generosity (ask nikolai, that money-grubbing rat-bastard!) and when I am an "asshole" online, it's because I really do think your opinions are wrong and invalid. I'm just trying to get you and these fags to see the light.

That being said, the distinction between you and every other asshole on the internet is that I also talk to you when I'm sober, and invite you over for the doobie snacks. You should be honored.

Is it normal behavior? If you mean by that "average person behavior", I will answer a whole-hearted NO. The average person can suck my dick.

My (as in eli's) secret love for smelling Nikolais balls when hes asleep is taking control of my life and he needs to know

I'm sorry that this secret came out, but it's just that the smell of Nikolai's balls, which were just recently in jake smith's mouth smell like tic-tacs (what jake ate prior to sucking nikolai's balls.)

I'm not gay, I just spend a lot of time with Nikolai because he isn't an idiot like Jake Smith.

My Boobies

No, we're not talking about my slight man-boobs, assholes, this request comes from the fair maiden Zoe.

What can I say about her boobs that couldn't be better expressed by the shit-eating grin on my face whenever I touch 'em? Only that she should just stop wearing shirts/bras altogether.

Matt Russell and the death of the American Dream

First I would like to point out that Elan is a crippled asshole for suggesting this and I hope everything turns into stairs overnight. That being said, I would like to get into the subject at hand. First, Matt Russell. What can I say? The dude has his style and personality, which I hate (the feeling is mutual, I'm sure.) But he's an alright guy, if not a pre-judging, Clark-listening-to son of a bitch.

Now, onto the American Dream. First, what is the American Dream? Is it the idea that a man is free to do whatever he chooses, and accept responsibility for his failures and success? Then surely that dream is dead, as there isn't a goddamn person out there who wouldn't sue McDonalds for spilling hot coffee on their own damn lap, if they thought they could win. That takes care of the responsibility aspect. But that's only half of it. Can any man in this country do as he chooses? Increasingly, the answer is no. Be it spanking your snotty brat or smoking in a bar, the right to do anything is rapidly shrinking. Just today I read that some schmuck legislator is seeking to ban people from crossing the street while wearing headphones because some dumbass college kid (who else?) got hit by a bus while crossing the street and wearing headphones. I'm telling you, it's a sad state of affairs when a group of people votes to restrict itself, but that's exactly what we're seeing here and now. I really want to shoot every person I see at this point.

Sing me a song

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